Musical Jokes

So, I was watching a little daytime t.v. yesterday morning, trying to pull myself out of the groggies. :) Ellen had on the cutest little 9 year old piano prodigy who told a few jokes worth passing along, here they are:

#1 One night, the notes, C, E flat, and G walked into a bar together. They went up to the counter, and the bartender yelled at them, "GET OUT OF HERE! We don't serve minors!!!"

and

#2 Q: Why did Mozart get rid of all of his chickens?

A: They kept saying, "Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach!"

Aren't those cute? They were even better from an enthusiastic child with the best Asian American accent. He was so excited when he was yelling like the bartender...too funny!